School Projects, school projects and guess what even more school projects

So someone might ask "Hey, what did you last weekend?" I would answer, "I built a snowman in a fort with Ryan." Then they might ask "What are you doing this weekend and I would have to answer I am building the Brandenburg Gate in Germany. I also am helping Wade bake an authentic German dessert for his class. At this point, yes, I am going crazy with school projects. Help!!!! I am drowning in glue, clay, styrofoam and paint. We have spent over $100.00 dollars on school projects the last two weekends. Please!!!!! I beg all the wonderful, intelligent, incredible teachers (yes, I am sucking up and proud of it!!!)out there no more projects.....